It’s eight o’clock Monday morning. You’re not really looking forward to another grueling week of working your 9-5 job and having to deal with all those pesky co-workers or the boss that just won’t get off your back and leave you alone.
So you turn on your computer, while you sip your morning coffee and refresh your social media profiles for the tenth times in a row. Every inch of your body is screaming with dread, you’d rather just sit and relax in your pajamas at home all day instead of going to your boring depressing dead end job.
But then you remember those darn electricity bills you still haven’t paid yet and the credit card company that keeps harassing you every Saturday morning telling you to pay the debt that had been piling up for the last two years.
Those bills aren’t going to pay themselves; somebody has to.
So you sigh and think to yourself, “If only I could somehow get through this day faster…why, even if there was a way to make it more enjoyable…”
Luckily for you, you’re not the Average Joe or Mary Plain Jane. You have a special tool in your emergency arsenal for days like this. You got good ole’ Kratom, but not any Kratom strain would do.
No way Jose!
Days like this call for Maeng Da Kratom and, more specifically, White Maeng Da to bring out the energetic fun rockstar in you.
Unlike other Kratom strains, White Maeng Da Kratom, also known simply as ‘White Maeng Da’, is arguable the best Kratom strain for boosting energy levels, while reducing stress and inducing a sense of calm euphoria.
- What is Maeng Da Kratom?
- White Maeng Da Kratom Review
- Effects of White Maeng Da Kratom
- Side Effects of White Maeng Da Kratom
- Recommended Dosage for White Maeng Da Kratom
- How to Take White Maeng Da Kratom
- To Sum Up This Review…
What is Maeng Da Kratom?
Maeng da Kratom strains originated in Thailand but like other strains, you will now find Indonesian and Malaysian varieties available. Rather than being an original plant or strain itself, the word Maeng Da actually means “pimp” or “pimp grade” in Thai and is what some people would even refer to as a “marketing gimmick” to describe these particular strains that have been specifically cross-bred for a higher alkaloid content. In other words, white maeng da Kratom is potent with concentrated alkaloids.
With this in mind, it’s probably easy to see why Maeng Da Kratom is arguably one of most famous and popular category of Kratom. Maeng Da Kratom effects are usually on the stronger side (fast), long-lasting and consist of everything you’d want from such a Kratom strain; stimulation, increased energy, a heightened sense of well-being and pain reduction.
Like other varieties, Maeng Da Kratom is the broad name that can be further broken down based on the color, specifically red, green and white vein. (They technically all come from red leaves, but the variations in the drying process during production is what produces the variations in color.)
How is White Maeng Da Grown and Cultivated?
White Vein Kratom
White Maeng Da comes from the leaves of the Mitragyna Speciosa tree, an evergreen grown and cultivated throughout Southeast Asia. Unlike other strains, white Kratom is picked early in the growth cycle of the Kratom tree, while the veins on the leaves are still bright green. It is at this stage when the Kratom tree has produced the desired alkaloid content for White Maeng Da. Other examples would be white Borneo Kratom and white Malay.
Carefully handpicked by generational farmers, the leaf is then dried under temperature and light controlled conditions. Next, the leaves are ground into a fine powder form that can be sold outright as a powder, used in capsule form, or even to make high potency tinctures and extracts.
Other Maeng Da Kratom Strains
Green Maeng Da
Green Maeng Da’s are seemingly the most commonly available and popular. I’m not sure which came first there, but there’s no doubt they deserve their popularity. You’ll find a good green Maeng Da write-up here.
Red Vein Maeng Da
Red Maeng Da Kratom strains have the highest volume of alkaloid content compared to the other colors, so while all Maeng Da Kratom strains are “fast”, red variety’s are often the most potent. Red Maeng Da is known to relieve pain especially at high doses where this vein of Kratom acts on opiate receptors to produce similar but milder effects as do opiates.
White Vein Maeng Da
In my experience, white vein Kratom produces effects somewhere between the above two. This may be down to personal experience but honestly, for this reason, it’s probably my most favorite vein. It makes for a great introduction to Maeng Da Kratom if you’re trying for the first time, in my opinion, or definitely one to add to your arsenal. This is especially true for those looking for an afternoon ‘pick me up’ or to kick start their mornings with subtle effects that boost energy levels.
Side Note: You will also find Yellow Maeng Da Kratom, though it’s less common. This is a bonus “hybrid” strain of Maeng Da.
White Maeng Da Kratom Review
As the previous name of “Rockstar Hippo” implies, Happy Hippo’s White Maeng Da Kratom is for those that want to work hard, play hard and party like a rockstar. It’s definitely one of the most extraordinarily potent fast strains found on the internet, and a total game changer for those who dare to try it.
Rockstar Hippo is actually known as Elite White Maeng Da in the Kratom world. It’s an outstanding strain for anyone looking for fast stimulating effects or a natural safe pain relief alternative to pharmaceutical drugs.
Effects of White Maeng Da Kratom
Usually within about 5-15 minutes of burning this Kratom powder, you will begin to feel the clean stimulant energy starting to kick in similar to caffeine. This experience can be uplifting and mood-enhancing while producing a calming sensation especially at lower doses.
Honestly, speaking from my experience, most “fast” strains tend to make me a little hyper and talk too much. Definitely a plus for those that have a sales job or a job that requires you to think on your feet and deal with people, but the rush of energy and stimulation can of course sometimes cause mild side effects such as feeling jittery.
There have been many instances where I’m out shopping or hanging out with some friends after burning some Maeng Da Kratom and I find myself unable to stop talking and consistently hopping from one social interaction to the other.
This type of hyper focus and long-lasting effects makes White Maeng Da a popular strain that’s pretty useful if you are someone that likes to hang out a lot in the night life environment where you need your social skills and “mood” to bring your “A” game to the party.
A way better alternative to killing your liver with alcohol to “get in the mood” if you ask me.
But life is not all fun and games or partying hard till 7 a.m in the morning.
You also have to get serious and get down to business, and yes you guessed it… white Maeng Da Kratom is also useful in those situations, where you have to wear your big boy pants and give the world a mean look to let everyone know you are not fooling around.
In fact, white Maeng da Kratom is referred to as the “Working-Man’s” Kratom in Thailand for a reason, offering many benefits such as a higher energy level and increased focus with the right dosage. Southeast Asian farmers (at least they used to) chew on the Kratom leaves for the potent and stimulating effects of this “fast” strain to help them have enough energy and focus to do their tiring manual labor job for 12+ hours a day.
If you are a gym rat like me, then this is perfect for your gym days instead of loading yourself up with chemically enhanced workout formulas.
Now on the other hand, if your life isn’t as active and you work a desk job where you’re required to be sitting for most of the day, you’ll need to learn how to control the stimulating effects and benefits that White Maeng Da has to offer and mold it to fit your needs.
It’s perfect to help you get through a long boring day and have you in a “happy skippy” cheery mood.
Side Effects of White Maeng Da Kratom
Of course, everything does come with a price and like any other compound, there are small drawbacks but the positives outweigh the negatives.
Aside from the basic Kratom minor side effects that may be produced from either taking too much or not following a proper dosing schedule, white Maeng Da Kratom’s stimulating aroma can be a bit annoying at times to say the least. Not always, but the surge of exhilarating feeling you get from this strain can sometimes cause you to be a little antsy if you are not doing much that day.
In fact, I might even say it can cause a little irritation from time to time. Don’t sweat it though, you can easily bottle up your irritation and you won’t be going on any “roid rage” any time soon.
For those of you who are prone to anxiety, just like caffeine it might cause you to be more anxious. It’s rare but it happens. Anybody that has experience with anxiety knows that any stimulating drug that raises your heartbeat can mimic that of an anxiety attack.
At most, the anxious feelings if they ever do occur are mild. You seriously have nothing to worry about as long as you dose your Kratom products correctly and make sure you are burning high quality Kratom powder. That should keep most of these minor side effects at bay.
A bad Kratom day once in a blue moon should never ruin your experience or opinion of a “Fast” white vein Maeng da Kratom strain like Rockstar Hippo.
Recommended Dosage for White Maeng Da Kratom
How Much Kratom Should I Take?
I find for most people including myself that about 5 grams of Maeng Da Kratom powder is the “sweet” spot. Make sure to experiment and always start off with 2 grams when ever you try any new strain and slowly burn a couple more grams every half an hour to an hour depending on how you feel.
What might be a “sweet spot” dose for me as a man might be a huge dose for a small petite 5’2 female.
This strain is also available as Maenga Da Kratom capsules, found here. Each capsule is 500mg.
I’m a huge fan of mixing Kratom strains to maximize my experience. Mixing this with a slow strain such as Yellow Sumatra, Yellow Sunda or even green Bali Kratom will usually balance out the “hyperactive” feeling you might get from Maeng Da Kratom and make for a more smoother euphoric “warm” experience.
Recommended Dosage Schedule Based on Reported Effects
- Mild pain — 2-4 grams
- Moderate pain — 3-5 grams
- Severe or chronic pain — 5+ grams
- Stimulating effects — 2-5 grams
- Sedative effects — 5-8 grams
Small Dose of White Maeng Da Kratom
When taken in small doses, all white vein Kratom acts to produce what are mainly stimulating effects. In this way, white Kratom is uplifting, mood-boosting, and energetic, often substituted for unhealthy energy drinks or as a complement to tea or coffee.
Moderate Dose of White Maeng Da Kratom Powder
In moderate doses, white Kratom begins to add to the stimulatory effects, with those taking Kratom noticing desired results such as a better outlook on life, a carefree but disciplined and focused attitude, better mood, mild euphoria, mild distraction from chronic pain or body pain, and more.
Large Dose of White Maeng Da Kratom Powder
At a higher dose, White Vein Kratom transforms from a stimulant to a depressant, with white veins helping people remain calm after a stressful day, reducing overall stress, providing increased pain relief, and deep relaxation and sedation. Higher doses should only be used by those who have experience with Kratom and no known side effects.
How to Take White Maeng Da Kratom
Most commonly sold in powder form, Kratom is a versatile supplement that can be used and consumed in a wide variety of ways.
The Most Common Ways to Take White Maeng Da Kratom Include:
Powder: Powder is cheap and versatile, with consumers being able to use it in any number of food or drink recipes. It does, however, require the use of a precise scale to get each dose just right.
Capsule Form: Capsules are discreet and portable. They are also convenient and reliable, ensuring you get a precise pre-measured dose every time without the hassle. For some, the bitterness of Kratom is also a turnoff, and capsules enable the user to consume Kratom without the bitter aftertaste.
Concentrate: Usually sold as an ‘extract’, a concentrate is a concentrated tincture of alkaloids, generally in an oil like MCT or suspended in ethanol.
To Sum Up This Review…
So there you have it! A Rockstar Hippo review; premium Maeng da Kratom for sale. It’s one of the best “Fast” Kratom strains found on the internet offering a great Maeng Da experience. I’ll give it a 5/5 because I can’t count how many times I have used this strain and it has never failed to make my day way more fun and enjoyable.
Definitely go give it a try. If you have never been a big fan of “Fast” strains or never tried them I’m willing to bet you $100,000 (in Monopoly Money) that this will totally change your mind.
What are you still doing here? Get off your butt, go out there, and be the best Rockstar you can be!
Founder of Kratom IQ; a self-improvement junkie and Kratom enthusiast. I started this website in 2015 to help people avoid the common pitfalls and mistakes with Mitragyna Speciosa, and ultimately get the most out of this amazing plant. Learn More…