When I first came across Happy Hippo Herbals, there were very limited options when it came to their range of Kratom strains. In their early days, we didn’t have much choice. They stuck to the basics which included green Indo Kratom (Happy Hippo 1), red Borneo Kratom (Happy Hippo 2), green Malaysian Kratom (Elite Elephant), Bali, and […]
Kratom Strain Reviews
Here you'll find all the strain reviews written on this website, in one place. We've covered all the popular leafs from Maeng Da to Bali, all the different color variations from red and green to white and yellow, as well as more "off the radar" strains you may have never heard of, be that "Horned leaf" or "Elephant Kratom".
As you should know, Kratom strains possess slightly different qualities based on their color and location of origin. We like to refer to this as their "speed", and categorize them into slow, moderate or fast in terms of the effects they produce. You'll find a broad mix of these below.
Another important thing to mention is that these reviews are based on the products of a high quality seller. Don't overlook that and write-off any strains based on bad past experiences with low quality Kratom. Every strain has something to offer.
Please find all Kratom reviews below, and enjoy:
Thai Red Vein Kratom – The Most Powerful “Fast” Strain On Earth
No one will ever tell you how to get to the top. No one will tell you what it takes to have an edge over your competition. But I can guarantee you that anyone that is successful, whether it be athletes, multi-millionaires, actors, or anyone that is a master of their craft… they’re using something you probably […]
Maeng Da Kratom – The Secret to Always Having a Good Day
It’s eight o’clock Monday morning. You’re not really looking forward to another grueling week of working your 9-5 job and having to deal with all those pesky co-workers or the boss that just won’t get off your back and leave you alone. So you turn on your computer, while you sip your morning coffee and refresh […]
Red Borneo Kratom – An Honest Review Of The Most Popular Moderate Strain
As you might guess by its name, “Happy Hippo 2” is one of the original strains at Happy Hippo Herbals and as such, you’d be well advised to give it your attention. It’s a very popular Kratom strain officially known as Red Borneo Kratom in the Kratom world. If you don’t have experience with Happy Hippo, […]
Super Green Malaysian Kratom – How To Be 10% Better Than the Average Joe with This “Elephant” Strain
If you’d have met me about 5 years ago and told me that in the future I’d be using a plant every day to become a much better, more focused, motivated, confident and happier person along with it giving me awesome super social powers that were smoother than butter, I’d have told you you were nuts. Not […]
Red Sumatra Kratom – How I Magically Became Relaxed, Calm, and Fearless
We humans experience many different emotions throughout our lifetime. Some make us feel great while others can totally ruin our day and, at worst, even hold us back in life from achieving our dreams, visions, and goals. All of us are different with our own set make up of brain chemistry, genetics and life experiences but […]
Bali Kratom – A Review Of The Most Common Strain In The Kratom World
If you go down an alley somewhere, where a bunch of smokers are hanging out and ask them if they’ve ever heard of the word “Bali”, they’ll probably roll their eyes into their head, think really hard, and swear they have heard that name somewhere before. And they have. Go to any decent smoke shop […]
Green Thai Kratom – How To Become The Life Of The Party
Do you have what it takes to be a pimp? The moment you walk into a room, does everyone stare at you in amazement and awe? And are you comfortable with it? Just imagine: Almost as if you were the reincarnation of Elvis Presley himself. With your hair slicked back, you walk down the aisle with your […]
Yellow Sundanese Kratom – The Last Hope For Humanity
Yellow Sundanese Kratom may be the final hope left for humanity. I know that’s a pretty bold statement to make, but hear me out! How can this strain be the last hope for humanity? Well, let’s first consider what humanity is to begin with. Humans, unlike any other animal, have evolved over time to have the ability […]
Red Horn Kratom – Unpredictably Awesome
Do you know why we as humans enjoy the thrill of roller coasters? Sure, some of us like being scared to death and feeling the adrenaline rush as our heartbeat drums hard into our chest. It makes us feel so alive! But I think it’s much more deeper than that. Instead, what draws us in […]
Super White Borneo – A True Productivity Hack
I’m super Krazy about Kratom; I sincerely believe it’s the best thing ever discovered since syrup on french toast. I love to try every Kratom strain that exists to experience fully what this powerful “God Plant” has to offer. So when I first heard that “Ghost Hippo” was the latest Kratom strain for sale at Happy Hippo Herbals, my […]
Green Vein Kratom – How To Get Motivated and Energized in Less Than 15 Minutes
Today is the day you get off your butt and get things done. Tomorrow never comes. What ever you don’t do today, you’ll pay for tomorrow. If you don’t plant your seed and take care of your crops today, you and your family will die of hunger when tomorrow comes. Motivation is the “fire” inside […]
Super Green Indo Kratom – The Strain That Always Hits
Does the following sound familiar? You finally bought into the Kratom lifestyle. With the hype and rave for Kratom on the Internet, you have read and absorbed as many articles as you could before you bought this stuff. Your life is about to finally transform, just like every one that vouches for Kratom will tell […]
Yellow Sumatra – The Strain That Almost Turned Me Into a Zen Monk
Happy Hippo’s “Yellow Sumatra”, also known as “Sleepy Hippo” is a slow, almost sedative like Kratom strain that comes from the tropical islands of Indonesia. I’m a big fan and completely biased when it comes to slow relaxing strains but this nice “Kali/Indo” herb has a really special place in my heart, so please keep […]
