Do you have what it takes to be a pimp?
The moment you walk into a room, does everyone stare at you in amazement and awe? And are you comfortable with it?
Almost as if you were the reincarnation of Elvis Presley himself. With your hair slicked back, you walk down the aisle with your elegant suave walk, and you can see the men of the crowd hold their girlfriends that little bit closer so they won’t take notice of you.
The moment you open your mouth to speak, what comes out is pure gold; your words are so smooth it’d make Casanova run away with his tail in between his legs.
Straight out of a movie right?
It almost seems unattainable but I’m pretty sure some of us have experienced something similar at least a handful of times. There are those days where the stars seemed to have aligned perfectly and everything just seems to be going your way. You’re in a “flow” state. You’re “in the zone”.
Now, what if we could replicate that same “in the zone” feeling with a snap of a finger?
If you’ve used Kratom before in general, you’ve probably had a taste of what this feels like.
All the Kratom strains are different, however, and quite often specific strains have their strengths and are much more effective for a particular “type” of aroma.
When it comes to getting into that magical flow state, there’s one strain that is just what the Doctor ordered…
Green Maeng Da
Whenever you hear the word “Maeng Da”, you just know it’s about to be something real good.
Just trust me on this.
All Maeng da Kratom strains are “fast” strains found and grown in Thailand, where farmers are said to use them for their powerful stimulating effects.
“Maeng Da Smooth Green“, previously nicknamed “Super Mojo Hippo”, is Happy Hippo Herbals version of this green Thai Kratom strain. Be sure read my Happy Hippo review if you haven’t dealt with these guys before; they’re one of the best places to buy Kratom online.
What To Expect From Green Vein Maeng Da Kratom
I personally think this is the first Maeng Da strain that I have tried on it’s own where I haven’t experienced the slight “jittery” or “hyperactive” feeling that typically comes with most Maend Da and other “fast” strains.
But don’t let that fool you. It still has the properties of a “fast” strain, and you might end up just blabbering constantly and not knowing when to shut up.
But that’s all part of your “mojo”.
Mojo is another word for a magical charm or spell, and that’s exactly what green Maeng Da Thai Kratom will do for your personality.
In my experience, it will add a nice touch of charm to your personality and make you someone that people want to be around.
Maeng Da green seems different to other “fast” strains. Most “fast” maeng da strains like red vein Kratom will get you all hyped up and have your thoughts going at 100 miles a minute.
Then there is Super Mojo Hippo.
It strikes just a nice balance between “fast” and “slow”. This should technically be considered a “moderate” strain but, hey, who am I to argue?
I feel energised and proactive but not hyper. Talkative and self confident but not hyperventilating from being overly stimulated.
Your brain will turn “off” and you will think less, and do more. And this is huge!
Getting unstuck from your head and being fully “in the present moment” will turn you into the charming suave bad ass that’s the life of the party.
When your head game is strong, there’s nothing that can stop you.
I haven’t had much of a bad experience with Super Mojo Hippo. There was the time I felt a bit “heady” for like an hour or so after taking 7 grams of this stuff but then again, I hadn’t slept the whole previous night so it’s probably not fair to point my finger and blame the Kratom for it.
Green Maeng Da Powder Effects & Dosage
Here are the potential effects you might expect after burning some green vein Maeng Da:
- A huge overall increase in self-confidence (you might feel like the most interesting man in the world)
- A heightened sense of well being
- A “glow” in your personality people won’t be able to put a finger on
- Mild coffee-like stimulating effects
- A social boost
- A strong urge to just keep talking! (Maybe not a good thing if you’re already a talkative person)
- Less mental chatter (this is huge for those of us that suffer with “paralysis by analysis” syndrome a.k.a overthinking)
- A surge of energy and desire to be productive
- And without the increase in anxiety that some “fast” strains can cause
I think this is actually a pretty neat fast strain. It doesn’t offer the intensely strong stimulating effects that “fast” strains can be renowned for and that many people love, but it offers a lot of the properties and effects of a “fast” strain without the side effects.
Green Maeng Da is a pretty potent strain so starting off with 2 grams will usually be enough for most people. Effects start appearing pretty early within about 10 minutes of burning and can last up to 6 hours on some occasions.
To Wrap Up This Green Thai Kratom Review…
That’s Maeng Da Smooth Green in a nutshell.
A secret “hack” for bringing out your true personality and becoming the life of the party.
As I mentioned, I almost feel that this should have been categorized as a “moderate” strain but all Maeng Da Kratom strains are “fast” strains so there is no arguing with that.
It’s perfect if you’re looking for something to turn your noisy brain off so you can enjoy a nice social outing with some friends.
Or you can use it to get some work done if you are a big procrastinator and your brain’s mental chatter and excuses are always getting in the way.
I’d rate it a 5/5 in my books.
Be sure to burn some green vein Thai Kratom before going out to your next party and see if you’re still that guy (or gal) looking like an awkward wallflower with a drink in their hand the whole night.