Do you have what it takes to be a pimp?
The moment you walk into a room, does everyone stare at you in amazement and awe? And are you comfortable with it?
Almost as if you were the reincarnation of Elvis Presley himself. With your hair slicked back, you walk down the aisle with your elegant suave walk, and you can see the men of the crowd hold their girlfriends that little bit closer so they won’t take notice of you.
The moment you open your mouth to speak, what comes out is pure gold; your words are so smooth it’d make Casanova run away with his tail in between his legs.
Straight out of a movie right?
It almost seems unattainable but I’m pretty sure some of us have experienced something similar at least a handful of times. There are those days where the stars seemed to have aligned perfectly and everything just seems to be going your way. You’re in a “flow” state. You’re “in the zone”.
Now, what if we could replicate that same “in the zone” feeling with a snap of a finger?
If you’ve used Kratom before in general, you’ve probably had a taste of what this feels like.
All the Kratom strains are different, however, and quite often specific strains have their strengths and are much more effective for a particular “type” of aroma.
When it comes to getting into that magical flow state, there’s one strain that is just what the Doctor ordered…
Green Vein Thai Kratom
Happy Hippo’s Atomic Green Hippo is a green vein Thai Kratom strain. And whenever you hear the word “Thai”, you just know it’s about to be something real good.
Just trust me on this.
Green Thai Kratom
Like Maeng da Kratom, these strains are “fast” strains originally found and grown in Thailand, where farmers are said to have used them for their powerful stimulating effects. Utilizing time-honored growing practices, farmers cultivate Thai Kratom in the hot, humid climate where the Mitragyna Speciosa tree thrives.
Green Vein Kratom
As well as the location of origin, Kratom strains can be further categorised by their color, which differs based on when the leaves are picked in their lifecycle and variations in the drying process. This is no different with Thai Kratom.
Green vein strains are made from leaves early in their growth and maturation cycle. When the veins of the Kratom leaf are still a light or dark green, farmers hand-pick them for drying in a temperature and light-controlled environment. Once dry, these leaves are ground into Kratom powder, used to make everything from Kratom tea to snacks, drinks, extracts and capsules.
“Atomic Green Hippo” is Happy Hippo Herbals version of this popular combination of location and color. Be sure to read my Happy Hippo review if you haven’t dealt with these guys before and learn why they have some of the best Kratom products available online.
Green Thai Kratom Review
I personally think this is the first “fast” Thai strain of Kratom powder that I have tried on it’s own where I haven’t experienced the slight “jittery” or “hyperactive” feeling that typically can come with a lot of other “fast” strains.
But don’t let that fool you. It still has the properties of a “fast” strain, and you might end up just blabbering constantly and not knowing when to shut up.
But that’s all part of your “mojo”.
Mojo is another word for a magical charm or spell, and that’s exactly what green Thai will do for your personality. If you have social anxiety, this vein color can put your mind at ease and bring out the best you have to offer.
In my experience, it will add a nice touch of charm to your personality and make you someone that people want to be around.
Then there is Atomic Green Hippo.
A green Thai Kratom that strikes a nice balance between “fast” and “slow”. This should technically be considered a “moderate” strain but, hey, who am I to argue?
I feel energised and proactive but not hyper. Talkative and self confident but not hyperventilating from being overly stimulated.
Your brain will turn “off” and you will think less, and do more. And this is huge!
Getting unstuck from your head and being fully “in the present moment” will turn you into the charming suave bad ass that’s the life of the party.
When your head game is strong, there’s nothing that can stop you.
I haven’t had much of a bad experience with Atomic Green Hippo. There was the time I felt a bit “heady” for like an hour or so after taking 7 grams of this stuff but then again, I hadn’t slept the whole previous night so it’s probably not fair to point my finger and blame the Kratom for it.
Effects of Green Thai Kratom Dosage
Green Thai Kratom Effects
The effects of Green Vein Thai and all green vein Kratom strains are what we call ‘dose dependent’. Similar to other green vein strains, this means that the dose size has an impact on HOW the strain will make you feel.
Effects of Green Thai Kratom at Lower Doses
Green vein strains tend to offer relatively mild effects, especially when taken in smaller doses. When doses are small, users may experience more of an energy boost with balanced effects that are both invigorating and relaxing at the same time, improving mood and reducing stress. In this way, green vein powder, capsule, or extracts are sometimes used as a replacement for coffee, tapping into the plant’s stimulant effects and benefits such as increased focus.
Effects of Green Vein Kratom at Higher Doses
At a higher dose, green vein Kratom is a popular strain, offering benefits such as higher pain relief, euphoria, mood enhancement, deep relaxation and sedation.
Here are the potential effects you might expect after burning Green Thai Kratom:
- A huge overall increase in self-confidence (you might feel like the most interesting man in the world)
- A heightened sense of well being
- A “glow” in your personality people won’t be able to put a finger on
- Mild coffee-like stimulating effects
- A social boost
- A strong urge to just keep talking! (Maybe not a good thing if you’re already a talkative person)
- Less mental chatter (this is huge for those of us that suffer with “paralysis by analysis” syndrome a.k.a overthinking)
- A surge of energy and desire to be productive
- And without the increase in anxiety that some “fast” strains can cause
I think Green Thai is actually a really high quality Kratom strain. Green Thai Kratom doesn’t offer the intensely strong stimulating effects that “fast” strains can be renowned for and that many people love, but it offers a lot of the properties and effects of a “fast” strain without the side effects.
Green Thai Kratom Dosage
Green Thai Kratom is a pretty potent strain so starting off with only 2 grams will usually be enough for most people. You can then add more after 30 mins or so if you feel the need, as per our dosage guide. Just don’t start off with too much. Effects start appearing pretty early within about 10 minutes of burning and can last up to 6 hours on some occasions.
Final Thoughts on Green Thai Kratom
To Wrap Up This Review…
That’s Atomic Green Hippo in a nutshell.
A secret “hack” for bringing out your true personality and becoming the life of the party.
As I mentioned, I almost feel that this should have been categorized as a “moderate” strain but technically it’s a “fast” strain.
It’s perfect if you’re looking for something to turn your noisy brain off so you can enjoy a nice social outing with some friends.
Or you can use it to get some work done if you are a big procrastinator and your brain’s mental chatter and excuses are always getting in the way.
I’d rate it a 5/5 in my books.
Be sure to burn some of this stuff before going out to your next party and see if you’re still that guy (or gal) looking like an awkward wallflower with a drink in their hand the whole night.
Founder of Kratom IQ; a self-improvement junkie and Kratom enthusiast. I started this website in 2015 to help people avoid the common pitfalls and mistakes with Mitragyna Speciosa, and ultimately get the most out of this amazing plant. Learn More…