Kratom (official name Mitragyna Speciosa) varies enormously between different sellers and there’s a World of difference between good and bad Kratom for sale.
GOOD Kratom will have you feeling positive, happy and motivated and will frankly be life changing for some.
BAD Kratom, on the other hand, will generally offer you nothing, except maybe making you a little “heady” and sedated.
Of course there is much Kratom out there that sits in between these two extremes and would be considered just mediocre or average, but don’t mistake that for legitimate, high quality Kratom. If you want the full potential of the desired Kratom effects then it pays to get the highest quality you can and, after much trial and error, I believe I’ve found one the best Kratom vendors out there.
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Why Listen to Me?
My name is Daniel Recardo, a Kratom user and enthusiast of 10+ years. As the founder of Kratom IQ, I’ve had experience with many of the Kratom suppliers out there and I’ve even reviewed quite a number of them. From the type you buy in Headshops with the overly-hyped aggressive packaging (really not how Kratom should be marketed) and the pre-filled Kratom capsules with clearly a lot of filler, to the seemingly good vendors that have been around for years.
The shopping experience and Kratom quality itself varies between these vendors so much that it’s not even funny.
Fortunately for you, I can save you a lot of time and trial and error with finding the best Kratom vendor for you.
My #1 Source of Kratom for Sale
In my opinion, the best place to buy Kratom online is Happy Hippo Herbals, and I’ll tell you why.
Here’s what they offer:
Kratom Powder
They primarily offer an excellent range of high quality Kratom powder.
This is the most popular and recommended way to purchase Kratom as it offers the most versatility and the best value for money. You can take it as it is, make a Kratom tea etc. Don’t bother purchasing leaf and definitely steer clear of Kratom extract products (I’ll cover those below).
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Kratom Capsules
You will also find a range of convenient Kratom Capsules for sale.
I typically don’t recommend that you source Kratom in capsule form and I stand by that, but there’s no denying their convenience. The reason I don’t recommend Kratom capsules from most shops is because they’re more expensive, and the problems come when you’re dealing with a low quality supplier that doesn’t specify how much you actually get inside each pill, and the poor image in which Kratom can be portrayed when it’s sold in this way.
Nevertheless, Happy Hippo sell some of their popular strains in capsule form, and you are clearly made aware of their dosage: 500mg per capsule. While a limited selection for now, they’re arguably some of the best Kratom capsules online.
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I have used other Kratom vendors in the past with reasonable results but it wasn’t until I tried Happy Hippo Herbals that I truly experienced the awesome health benefits that Kratom can have, with the pleasant shopping experience to match.
If you wish to shop elsewhere, go ahead, but please don’t pass judgement on this compound until you have tried this source.
WHY I Think This is the Best Place to Buy Kratom Online
You can read my full Happy Hippo Herbals review to learn in detail why I love this company so much but here’s a quick summary:
- You Will Require a Smaller Dose. If you read my Kratom dosage guidelines you will learn that I recommend a dose as low as 1 gram with a typical required dose usually being around 3 – 4 grams. In comparison to other guides you might read online, this is low! And this is because Happy Hippo’s organic Kratom is seemingly just more potent than that found elsewhere and that’s what I base my recommendations on. To get the same effects with Kratom powders from elsewhere you may need to take as much as double the dose I recommend.
- Their Customer Support is Excellent. I’d be hesitant to recommend a source if their service and customer support wasn’t top notch, no matter how good their stuff is. Happy Hippo offers prompt and friendly support, should you need it, so you’ll be in great hands and each purchase has a 30-day money back guarantee. Their website makes it easy to order Kratom online too.
- They’re GMP Compliant – The Good Manufacturing Practice (GMP) qualification was introduced by the American Kratom Association to establish a higher level of manufacturing and processing standards among Kratom vendors. Qualifying vendors such as this one meet certain requirements and are audited on an annual basis by a 3rd party, to ensure compliance.
- You’re Getting Lab Tested Kratom – One of the Good Manufacturing Practices required for the above certification is that vendors lab test their Kratom. All new batches of Kratom that arrives in HHH’s facility is lab tested in-house by their own team as part of quality control to ensure they are safe and free from contaminants.
- They Always Over Deliver on Orders! With Happy Hippo, they might not provide free shipping but you do get same day shipping to anywhere in the United States where Kratom is legal and you always get a bit more than you ordered in terms of how much Kratom powder they actually package in a bag and with free samples for you to try. It’s like Christmas whenever a new order arrives from them and I want you to experience the same thing!
- No Kratom Extracts – I don’t recommend buying Kratom extracts or buying from a seller that offers it in this way. Extracts are created by boiling down or purifying the dried Kratom leaves into a concentrated liquid in order to create a more potent, “pure” enhanced items. It can be bought as powder or even drops or solidified resin. While this “ultra enhanced Kratom” sounds tempting, it’s actually much harder to gauge your dose with extracts and they’re a sure fire way to sky rocket your tolerance and induce side effects. Stick to plain, un-extracted quality Kratom powder. Happy Hippo doesn’t offer Kratom extract or similar Kratom products.
- No Hyped Up Marketing – I don’t recommend buying from local vendors that market Kratom as some legal high. This is the general theme with these requirements in that the more a vendor markets Kratom as a hardcore recreational compound (hyped-up Kratom pills, super strong extracts and similar Kratom products etc.) with aggressively hyped up expectations, the worse the Kratom usually is. Not only is the Kratom usually of lower quality with these vendors, this sort of behaviour is also what gives off the wrong idea about Kratom and only increases the chances of it being made illegal. Don’t be seduced by this extreme, misguided marketing and don’t support it. The best Kratom vendors are the complete opposite in their approach and Happy Hippo Herbals is one of them.
The Different Strains of Kratom Available
As you should know, Kratom possesses different properties depending on the color of the stem and veins on the leaves of the plant at the time it is picked (white, green, red etc.) and what location it originates from (Thailand, Malaysia, Indonesia etc). It can be categorised into Fast, Moderate and Slow in terms of its effects. Fast strains are generally energizing, Slow strains are relaxing and Moderate strains usually offer a bit of both: calm, anxiety-free energy and motivation. This is of course generalising to an extent and you’ll need to try out a mixture of different Kratom powders to find the best variety of Kratom strains for you.
Here’s a table to show you which category each strain of Happy Hippo’s variety falls into.
My Personal Favorites
Fast Kratom Strains
White Maeng Da Kratom
There are a number of strains of Maeng Da Kratom for sale at Happy Hippo since it’s such a popular Thai Kratom strain. It’s a favorite for many Kratom users, be it green, red or white vein Kratom. In particular, I like Rockstar Hippo which is a White Vein Maeng Da Kratom. Harvested from Thailand in Southeast Asia, I think it’s great for any physical activity that requires increased energy levels.
Red Vein Thai
Red Vein Thai Kratom is a popular fast strain and Happy Hippo’s offering with Invincible Hippo lives up to expectations in my experience. Another amazing strain with a lot of energy that’s fantastic for the gym and any physical activity in general.
Moderate Kratom Strains
Green Indo Kratom
This is supposedly one of HHH’s bestsellers which doesn’t surprise me as it’s a good all round green vein Kratom strain with subtle uplifting effects and a nice bit of motivating energy. This strain puts me in a productive “zone”, helps me concentrate and is great for just getting stuff done, with a nice tingly warmth to go with it. I find it quite pro-social too and a good alternative to alcohol at times. You can learn more about this Super Green Indo Kratom.
Green Malaysian Kratom
You may be tempted to avoid this one initially when you learn that green Malaysian Kratom effects are usually on the milder side. But that would be a mistake. In fact, it’s the exact reason you will come to appreciate this green vein strain, and equally for it’s overall consistency. It won’t let you down, and makes for a great strain to have in your arsenal (and your shopping cart). Learn more about super green Malay Kratom here.
Slow Kratom Strains
Green Bali Kratom
Chances are high that Bali is the first strain you ever came across, due to it’s low price and availability. However, it’s for these reasons that Bali Kratom varies enormously in quality and in many cases leaves a lot to be desired. If you’ve tried Bali in the past and been disappointed, I implore you to give Happy Hippo’s Green Bali a try. They sell both green and red Bali; their original green vein Top-Shelf Bali is a great strain to start with.
Red Sumatra Kratom
Comprised from a red vein West Indonesian Kratom leaf native to the “Sundanese” population, Magic Hippo can apparently be quite scarce. It’s worth getting your hands on it if it’s in stock because I think of it as a wonderfully “clean” strain that’s perfect for lazy days. I find it the most euphoric strain (at times) that just puts me in a good, calm, positive mood and is sure to eliminate any pain I might have. Learn more about red Sumatra Kratom.
Experience the Best Kratom
If you’re looking for a reliable Kratom vendor, do yourself a favor and give Happy Hippo Herbals a try. Whether you’re a beginner Kratom user or an experienced veteran, I guarantee it will be better than any other Kratom you’ve tried.
Don’t fall prey to hyped up marketing, cheap prices and other tell-tale signs you’re dealing with a poor quality vendor. There’s a World of difference between good quality Kratom and bad Kratom and, perhaps more importantly, there’s a World of difference between mediocre Kratom and GREAT Kratom.
Founder of Kratom IQ; a self-improvement junkie and Kratom enthusiast. I started this website in 2015 to help people avoid the common pitfalls and mistakes with Mitragyna Speciosa, and ultimately get the most out of this amazing plant. Learn More…
Seriously, THANK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!
To all those reading please don’t use the hyped up (legal highs) sites and vendors. I am a recovering opiate addict and kratom helps me a huge deal; it allows me to get through my days without horrific withdrawal side effects. It is an ongoing fear that kratom will become illegal. And like the author says, don’t take too much. I take 1-3 grams 2-3x a day and it fits me fine, sometimes less is more!
I’ve been buying capsules for some time. I’m sure you’re right about everything but I have never liked Kratom tea. I have also heard people say the powder is so hard to tolerate and I just couldn’t imagine doing that whole thing. I do feel like the caps are a waste and I’m not getting the best too.
Hello, I’ve recently started to learn about Kratom because my Dr. prescribed me Tramadol and I’m not excited about taking this type medication. However, the problem I’m having with Happy Hippo is they do not ship to Alabama. Do you have any other recommendations?
Excellent article throughout! I’m very new to the Kratom phenomena and was recommended by a friend who also suffers from severe back pain as I do. Because of this indepth article, I am going to try out Happy Hippo Herbals! I do have a question, even after reading all this great info: The particular strains you mentioned under the specific catagories Fast/Medium/Slow…Do they also help in chronic pain at the same time they lift your spirits up? Thanks again on the great info!
P.S. One thing you mentioned on kratomiq.com was so precise and correct, I was convinced of your expertise: You stated that a person should not expect to be a social dynamo unless you get off the couch and interact with others. The first time I tried Green Maeng Da, I was sort of disappointed because I stayed home that day. The next time I used it, I did feel the burst of energy and pain relief and the social aspect of it very easily! Homerun analysis!
Thanks for all the great info and thanks to everyone that has posted. I’ve received my order from HH and am trying to decide when to stop my Rx and start Kratom. I’m excited (because I believe it will work), but a little afraid because I’ve been through withdrawal before. As most of you know, it’s so bad that I am afraid of it. Taking time off work and not being able to care for my family, but I do believe it will be different this time. It’s like standing on the edge of a tall diving board. I can’t quite commit to jumping yet…almost need someone to push me. LOL
Good luck to all! 🙂
I live in terrible pain and will be for life, thanks to 17 spine fusions and arthritis throughout my body. Then at night I can’t sleep.
I was told Kratom works for pain, but all I’ve read is it’s good for energy and motivation. There are way too many strains and I am totally confused. Any suggestions?
My response as a healthcare professional and former opioid abuser is this:
If you truly are committed to getting clean, you should try Kratom, no doubt. Order from a reputable source, find the dose that works for you. But you also need to cut off the pill supply. Kratom in no way will substitute the high you get with opioids and as long as you have access to them you will have trouble quitting. Kratom will make it easier to quit, make the withdrawals much easier, but honestly going through this myself I can advise you to speak with your physician, detox with professional help, and use the Kratom in addition to for long term success. Detoxing without medical assistance for a long time user is definitely dangerous. The key for you though, in my opinion, is getting away from the supply of pills. Good luck! Living clean is possible, not always easy, but worth it.
I can’t agree with you more about Happy Hippo! They are awesome! I am a longtime opiate user… And have been on suboxone for over 2 years… I have wanted to get off them… but I cant handle the withdrawals… A few weeks ago I had a fill in doctor when I went to get my subs… And she told me about Kratom… I researched it and there was a bunch of negative YouTube videos on it… But after reading more positive comments about it… I decided to give it a try….I am sure the negative side effects videos are put out by people working for big pharma… they want you addicted! A lot of people recommended Happy Hippo… So I gave them a try! I am now on my 7th day off my subs…. with little to no withdrawals… IT IS A MIRACLE… IT TRULY WORKS… Shame on pharma and doctors not telling patients about this… it is all about the money! I know they know it works… Because my fill in doctor told me not to say anything to my main doctor that she told me!
I have tried a couple different companies and a few different strains… So far Happy Hippo 1 has worked the best for me… But after reading your article… I think I have taken too much… I read to take 2g-4g… And it does make me tired… I will try less on my next round! I definitely don’t have energy lol… I really believe this product can cure the opiate crisis… and I will do anything possible to make the public aware of it and help save some lives… Thank you for your article! God Bless!
It wouldn’t hurt if you updated your articles/info to reflect Happy Hippo’s current options. 🙂
They have expanded; while at the same time, they phased out some of their previous choices (Pleasant Hippo, Super Mojo Hippo, and Peaceful Hippo). I realize strains come-and-go, however Pleasant Hippo was one of my go-to’s!
Ghost Hippo is a nice replacement and arguably: An Upgrade.
Also Worth Noting –
HHH ships SUPER FAST (same-day, seemingly on Saturday/Sunday too). However, they do not ship outside of USA Territory. You mention above that they do.
Cheers.
So I have been using Norcos now for about 4 years. I tried to get off and I was put on Suboxen which is just as addictive. Anyway I saw a video online about Kratom and I decided to try it. I have been clean off both now for about two weeks and I feel great! I especially love Happy Hippo. I am still messing with what amount I prefer but its keeping me clean and thats so wonderful my whole family is surprised that i’m ok.
Hi, we are new to Kratom. We watched a documentary last month and decided to try it. My husband has a pain pump and takes pain meds along with muscle relaxers every day. Which in your opinion is the best strain for pain? Along with the benefits of well being and energy.
I hope you found that Kratom helps with your withdrawal. Its no miracle you’ll still feel some symptoms just up your intake for a few days. The way I think of withdraws is you have to feel them so that you will hopefully remember that they suck @s$ and deter you from ever starting up again. I too have been addicted to pills in my past and once I was clean I found Maeng da which has been my life saver with not returning to pills!! It gives me a boost in engergy and my mood which I used to think pills did. Boy was I wrong!! Kratom does so much more than pills ever could have or ever will. I don’t get irritable easily like I used to when I was taking pills. I’m truly happy and lucky that I found Kratom it changed my life!
Hello all!!
I was addicted to pain meds for just over 5 years. Got off of them and on to Suboxone….big mistake. Within months I was just as addicted to those as Norco. 10 months ago I decided once and for all I was done. Went 2 days cold Turkey. The most awful thing ever!! Started reading up on Kratom and tried. I was desperate to feel better. Now, with the help of Kratom I am getting better and stronger every day!! It is truly a miracle!!! Trust, if I can do this you can to!! We all need some help from time to time in this life, and if you are suffering in this epidemic, Kratom is really (IMO) the safest and most effective way to go. Methadone and Suboxone do the job, yes, but they have side effects and leave you with another addiction. You can do it!! Lots of love and best of luck!!❤
I love, love, love this!!!
Just wanted to chime in to say Happy Hippo is AWESOME! Fast service and the quality is as advertised. This was my first order. So glad I found this site for advice and HH for supply!
Daniel Recardo,
Thank you for the invaluable information. The more I read the more I get confused it seems. But the Happy Hippo keeps popping up regardless of the author or website. You have put together an invaluable resource for us beginners.
I purchased a house blend of red, green, and white varieties from the kratom shop. All bags are zip locked and each batch is tested by a 3rd party lab. I got free 2 day shipping and was able to use my debit card. Credit card was declined. The house blends are equivalent to 1 gram capsules. They sent 2 free samples to try which are equivalent to 500mg capsules. But I’m going to try Happy Hippo, especially with your excellent description of each type. Thank you so much!
So I tried Kratom for the first time yesterday. I took 2 capsules, and felt truly great. It helped me focus, and I felt really good in social situations. However, I decided to take 2 more (recommended dosage was 4), and about 30 minutes later I felt nauseous, and sick. I ended up throwing up in the bathroom. Immediately after throwing up I felt much better. Im wondering is this a common side effect? I am really small 4’11” and weight about 110 lbs. So Im wondering if my body just needs a low dose, or if I my body is just rejecting it all together.
I researched Kratom a lot before making my 1st purchase a few months ago. I want you to know I appreciate this website & it’s been my very best resource & information guide.
You praised Happy Hippo Herbals so highly that at 1st, I just assumed this webpage was a HHH ad in a thin disguise, rolled my eyes a little, & moved on. After checking out other websites & vendors, Happy Hippo really did seem like the best choice to try just that 1st 2oz purchase, even price-wise really no difference, & they had a good vibe about them.
I started with Happy Hippo as my vendor, & after using them for a few months, I’ve decided not to go anywhere else. They are friendly, fair, have perfect customer service, & such good products that I don’t want to waste my money trying a head shop or an online vendor who may be slightly cheaper. Their products are not more than a dollar here & there more expensive, they’ve always included a gift sample with every order, & the whole process is so smooth, efficient, on time & easy that I believe they must have clean packaging processes as well, every other part of Happy Hippo Herbals is so professional & well run.
Obviously, I’m not being paid or rewarded for this post. I just want to tell the other people just learning about Kratom that I highly recommend Happy Hippo Herbals too. The products are surprisingly much more effective than I thought, I was very skeptical that Kratom might be the proverbial snake oil. My 1st burn had me laugh & say, “Whoa” Harold & Kumar style!
Thanks for all you do by offering this website. It’s still my only go-to with a question.